Happy Diwali everyone

Saturn and Me

I was born on a Saturday, the Indian name for which is "Shani-var"
"Shani" literally means the planet "Saturn" so Saturday is basically "Saturn Day".

I was born in August 1981 on a Saturday.. thats the same month and year that a spacecraft from Earth, Voyager 2 was actually near Saturn, clicking away at 'my' planet.

Just something I discovered :P

Some interesting stats on Voyager 1 and 2


As of August 2007, Voyager 1 is approximately 9.7 billion miles from the sun. Voyager 2 is at approximately 7.8 billion miles. Voyager 1 is in the heliosheath, and Voyager 2 is approaching it.

In the next ten years, scientists expect the Voyagers to cross the heliopause, the edge of the bubble created by the sun's supersonic wind, and become the first craft to reach interstellar space.

As of July 2, 2007, at the speed of light, it takes 14 hours and 12 minutes for a signal from Voyager 1 to travel over 103 AU to reach one of the giant antennas of the Deep Space Network, and 11 hours and 24 minutes for Voyager 2, which is over 83 AU away.

Learn more:
http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/
www.nasa.gov/voyager

Google Unveils Paid upgrades

Google has finally unveiled paid upgrade options. I discovered this since my Gmail account was at 97% capacity and I got an option to buy additional space when I logged in.
$20 for 6 GB per year is what I paid.. look at the screen shots below

Quintessensial Kishore Kumar

Hilarious and funny, this interview is all what Kishore Kumar was about. One of the greatest male playback singers out of Bollywood, never trained to be one.
This is certainly one of the best Kishore Kumar interviews, which noted journalist and producer Pritish Nandy took during his tenure as editor, The Illustrated Weekly of India. He shares this interview exclusively with Ram Kamal Mukherjee. This interview was published in The Illustrated Weekly in 1985.

Read on...

PN: I understand you are quitting Bombay and going away to Khandwa…KK: Who can live in this stupid, friendless city where everyone seeks to exploit you every moment of the day? Can you trust anyone out here? Is anyone trustworthy? Is anyone a friend you can count on? I am determined to get out of this futile rat race and live as I've always wanted to. In my native Khandwa, the land of my forefathers. Who wants to die in this ugly city?PN: Why did you come here in the first place?
KK: I would come to visit my brother Ashok Kumar. He was such a big star in those days. I thought he could introduce me to KL Saigal who was my greatest idol. People say he used to sing through his nose. But so what? He was a great singer. Greater than anyone else.

Read the entire interview at the link below

http://www.buzz18.com/showstory.php?id=3252

Physics in the real world

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Mid-year update

Time flies as they say and it surely has for me. One year of my two year MBA program is already over and it seems like not so long ago that I left Mumbai to come to the University of San Francisco.

I have traveled quite a bit since I got to the US. I was in Chicago in October for a NetImpact (www.netimpact.org) conference at the Kellog School of Business. I spent my winter break in Orlando, Florida with my sister and family and took a vacation in Keywest, Florida. The traveling has continued in the first half of 2007 as well. I spent my spring break in March visiting friends in Washington DC after which I went on to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Just returned from another short 10 day trip to Orlando where I got to meet my parents who were visiting from India.

The spring semester from January to May was very eventful in my MBA experience so far, some highlights
-The university team I was part of, won an award at the VCIC business plan competition held at the University of Santa Clara.
-I began my term as VP-IT of the Graduate Business Association, the student body at the business school at the University of San Francisco.
-Served at the National Foundation for Teaching Entrepreneurship, a non-profit, on their bay area chapter’s advisory board.
-Worked on the Marketing Taskforce for TiEcon 2007, one of the world’s largest conferences on entrepreneurship between January and May (www.tiecon.org)
-Visited the capital of the United States of America, Washington DC where I got a chance to meet some dear friends and attend a session at the House of Representatives on Capitol Hill among other things.
-Got selected to participate in the McGinnis Venture competition at the Tepper School of Business, Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburgh, which was an amazing learning experience.
-On the same Pittsburgh trip got a chance to visit Fallingwater, a house built by the legendary Frank Lloyd Wright on a waterfall in the 1930’s. The residence has been voted among the best of the last century and is a place I had always dreamed of visiting someday. Traveling with new found friends from Colombia, made the trip all the more memorable.
-Applied for and received the McGowan scholarship towards the second year of my MBA program.

Just this past week I also commenced my summer internship at Network Appliance Inc. (www.netapp.com). I am working with the Customer Advocacy and Quality group as a Business Systems Analyst till August. NetApp is a great company to work at; having being voted as the 6th Best place to work in the United States. I am sure its going to be an amazing three months other than the 3 hours of traveling I have to put in each day to get to and from work.

The Software Story

Mind your Language

I love English
Can you read these right the first time?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Let's face it - English is a crazy language.--
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this . . . There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

Fess UP...you like this!

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so............ Time to shut UP.....!

Ganesha Idol in San Francisco

Unbelievable, believe it. This is a huge 20-30 foot Ganesha Statue installed outside Macy's in the heart of San Francisco at Union Square. Its part of a Macy's Imagine India campaign thats going on. I was pleasantly surprised to discover it by chance when I walked by Union Square after dinner one night with friends.

Life and Times an Update

The first month of 2007 has already gone by. A summary of the events that shaped 2006 for me and plans for 2007 follows.

2006 was an exciting year for me, as you might know I have shifted base to San Francisco, USA since August of last year to pursue my MBA - Entrepreneurship at the University of San Francisco -USF ( http://www.usfca.edu)

I started 2006 at Asia Plateau, Panchgani, India planning for the annual MRA-IofC youth conference slated for June 2006. I remained busy with my work and other activities between January and March. Also in the meantime I received admission to the Executive MBA program at NMIMS in Mumbai. In the months between April and June I began the process for business school admissions abroad, eventually sending out applications to just USF and another backup school in San Francisco towards May end. I also undertook a road trip to Pondicherry, Chennai and Bangalore and a short trip to Nagpur prior to that.

In June I was in Panchgani for the MRA-IofC National youth conference as I have been for the last 10 years, that trend is likely to break this year since I will be in the US. Soon after my return to Mumbai, I commenced my Executive MBA program at NMIMS. By end June I received a acceptance letter from USF and things started moving really fast. I received my visa in the third week of July and by first week August I was already in the US of A.

I spent the first month in San Francisco, pretty much looking for a place to live. Finding apartments in San Francisco can be quite challenging as I found out. I lived out of a Hostelling International, youth hostel for little over a month before I finally found a paying guest style accommodation at a retired school teachers home, a short 10 minute walk from my university. Really comfortable and convenient, as I didn't have to spend a dime for furniture or appliances and it feels like home. This house where I am now was originally built in the year 1915. The Indian consulate in San Francisco is on the same street too, a 5 minute walk from where I live.

In September I also took a trip to Orlando, Florida where I met my sister and bro-in-law after 5 long years and my 2 year old twin nieces for the first time.

I soon got busy with lots of activities at school. September to December the following things happened
- a part time job at the IT department on campus
- Activities with different clubs/societies both on and off campus
- played on the MBA American football team for inter department sports
- represented USF at the annual Www.NetImpact.org conference at the Kellog school of Business, Chicago.
- Won the student body elections at the business school for the post of VP - Information technology
- Commenced a research internship with TechBA, a Technology Business accelerator program funded by the Mexican government

After exams got over in mid-december, I was again in Orlando, Florida to spend 3 weeks of my 5-week long winter break with my sister and her family. During this time we took a short vacation to Keywest, the southern most tip of the United states, a series of small islands (key's) connected by a thin trip of road, the Overseas highway (US Route 1). I also drove around Orlando in my sister's car, visiting Kennedy Space Center, the home of the US space program. I returned to San Francisco by 10th January in order to prepare for a reverse business plan competition that I was selected to participate in.

At the Venture Capital Investment Competition (VCIC) on 19th January, student teams of 5 each were given business plans of real companies looking for funding, an interaction with the CEO's of these companies followed. Throughout the process teams had to act as venture capitalists (VC's) trying to decide which company they wanted to invest in and why. Real VC's judged the teams during the entire process and awarded winners. http://www.vcic.unc.edu/about.works.html

The USF team of which I was a part won "The Entrepreneurs Choice" award at this competition, the best our University has ever done at this event. It was by far the most exciting experience of my MBA career and an immensely intense learning too.

School began on 22nd Jan and the whole of this semester looks busy with my job on campus and added responsibilities as VP-IT of the Graduate Business Association. My work with TechBA continues and for the next two months I will be working with CEO's of two Mexican companies training them on different aspects of doing business in the United States.

This semester I am also with the Board Fellows program facilitated by NetImpact. Through this program MBA students get to be on the Board of Directors of Non-profits and add value to the Non-profits with their business skills. For the next 9 months I will be working with NFTE (http://www.nfte.com) The National Foundation for Teaching Entrepreneurship, helping them look at various things including building a strong Board of Directors for their San Francisco operations and fund raising.

I will visit Carnegie Mellon University, Pittsburg in March for a business plan competition and will most likely begin a full time summer internship in June, I am on the lookout for the right opportunity at this point. I have also volunteered to help at TiECon 2007 in May, this is the annual conference by TiE silicon valley. TiE is The Indus Entrepreneurs, a global network of people interested in fostering the spirit of Entrepreneurship http://www.tie.org/

Best wishes for the remaining 11 months of 2007.

Indian Call Centre

Awesome.. funny !!

LOOK ! Hilarious Lifeguard Pee Break ! HILARIOUS !! Mwahahah Very funny

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